Total Medals Earned: 394 (From 77 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,865 Points
Medals Earned: 3/7 (20/205 points)
Find and reclaim the big graveyard
Kill 100 zombies
Win the game on any difficulty
Lose the game
Find all five endings (cumulative)
Kill 100,000 zombies (cumulative)
Win the game on Impossible difficulty
Medals Earned: 2/11 (20/495 points)
Listen to all songs
Beat Level 1
Kill 10 of each elf type
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Beat Level 4
Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Beat the final level without losing any energy
Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
Beat Level 5
Medals Earned: 33/33 (1,530/1,530 points)
Lift a Caribbean Reef Shark!
Your very first flight!
Your very first ride!
Lift a Nurse Shark!
Lift a Porbeagle Shark!
Lift a Sandbar Shark!
Lift a Bignose Shark
You got on the cover of Sharks Illustrated!
Lift a Goblin Shark!
Lift a Shortfin Mako Shark!
Lift a Silvertip Shark!
Lift a Blue Shark!
Lift a Lemon Shark!
Lift a Salmon Shark!
Lift a Sand Shark!
Lift a Bigeye Thresher Shark!
Lift a Bluntnose Sixgill Shark!
Lift a Bull Shark!
Lift a Copper Shark
Lift a Dusky Shark!
Lift a Hammerhead Shark
Lift a Pacific Sleeper Shark!
Uncover 6 Crabs in a row!
Lift a Silky Shark!
Lift a Basking Shark!
Lift a Great Hammerhead Shark
Lift a Great White Shark!
Lift a Greenland Shark!
Finish the game on brutal difficulty!
Lift a Longfin Mako Shark!
Lift a Megalodon!
Lift a Tiger Shark!
Lift a Whale Shark!
Medals Earned: 6/10 (150/325 points)
Hi, my name is Tom
I'd like to check myself in
Too much exposition
Not nerf guns this time, though.
And your name is on it
This is in your history forever
And I just shaved, too!
Surprise!
Heh, Emily Queer, get it?
Well aren't you special?
Medals Earned: 6/20 (35/500 points)
You have called the first friend
Upgrade Star Boy to level 10
Earn your first million
Complete your first mission
Unlock Stone Age
You have smashed the first car
You have unlocked all friends of present age
Earn your first billion
Unlock Ancient Egypt
Earn your first trillion
You have unlocked all friends of Middle Age
You have unlocked all friends of Ancient Egypt
You have unlocked all friends of Stone Age
Upgrade Star Boy to level 50
Unlock Middle Age
Earn your first quadrillion
Upgrade Star Boy to level 100
Unlock ALL friends!
You have smashed all the cars!
You won: all cars destroyed space-time continuum is safe!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/160 points)
Go where you shouldn't be going!
Solve a puzzle
Take a photo of the creature!
Get the contract signed and give it to the lady!
Collect and trade 3 gems!
Medals Earned: 7/17 (65/475 points)
Beat the first level of a game!
Beat the first five levels of a game!
Collect ten coins in one game
Collect a total of 250,000 points in the game
Beat the first ten levels of a game!
Collect 30,000 points in one level
Collect fifty coins in one game
Collect 50,000 points in one level
Beat all 15 levels!
Collect 80,000 points in one level
Collect a total of 350,000 points in the game
Collect a total of 600,000 points in the game
Collect a hundred coins in one game
Collect all of the coins in a game
Beat all levels with the least moves possible
Collect a total of 720,000 points in the game
Get all of the achievements
Medals Earned: 1/15 (5/275 points)
Defeat the cops for the first time.
Drive your total rangs into the negatives with bail outs.
Get your rang count to negative 15 during the chase.
Send yourself to jail.
Get caught.
Win with 20 or more rangs as Shelled One.
Collect all the chaos emmastones.
Win in under 30 seconds.
Win with 20 or more rangs as Gambit.
Bounce on the cops 5 or more times in a row while they're exploding.
Win as every normal character.
Have every available character in jail at once.
Land the finishing blow on the cops while they're on fire.
Collect 300 total rangs.
Win as every super character.
Medals Earned: 12/13 (135/235 points)
Find the 1st flower
Find the 2nd flower
Find the 3rd flower
Find the 4th flower
Find the 5th flower
Find the 6th flower
Find the 7th flower
Find the last flower
Escape the lab
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Find a way off the island
Medals Earned: 1/21 (5/370 points)
Look at the credits screen.
Play Sunnyside Vs. The Eggies!
Look at the options.
Die for the first time.
Find and destroy a golden egg.
Clear 1 floor.
Clear 3 floors.
Clear 6 floors.
Clear 10 floors.
Clear 15 floors.
Clear 20 floors.
Get 50 upgrades in one run.
Play on Christmas (postboy's idea im sorry)
Play on Funky Monkey Friday (ANY FRIDAY!)